Orc Lexicorn

Written by Horquist of Odessa, Sage and advisor to the King of Teutonia.

In dealing with any sentient species it is wise, if one wishes to engender the best response, to confer with them verbally in the manner in which they would confer with one another. As such at the behest of our most noble King, I have spent some time in what can loosely be described as discourse, with the group of the King's loyal subjects known as the Evil Sunz. The purpose of this being to better understand their unique and, it must be said, colourful vernacular. There mode of speach whilst similar in most respects to that of the Kingdom as a whole (indeed to that of all nations) has a number of notable variances. It is my honour for the pleasure of King to list them here, that all may better understand this notable and fine collection of creatures.

Alchy – Noun: A strange an little seen sect of the Evil Sunz, identified by their unusually pungent odour. ( The author points out that the Sunz are, at the best of times, rather pungent anyway.)

Beea – Noun, sometimes verb: The staple food of the Evil Sunz, the content of alcohol in the “Beea” of the Evils Sunz is often fatal to “Meats”. To be beead refers to the act of being served with a beea.

Clanky - Noun, Adjective; Any creature dressed in large quantities of metal armour.

Fing – Noun: An unidentifiable or unknown creature and therefore hostile and probably food.

Flaw – Verb: e.g (he was flawed) To “Spatz” in battle and be “handjobbed” back to life on multiple occasions.

Gitz – Noun: A term used to refer to any creature which through deed has proven themselves friendly or valuable to the Evil Sunz.

Handjob – Verb: to be given emergency medical aid, which may or may not engender recovery from an injury. Note – The casual traveller must be VERY careful with the use of this term. The statements “to be handjobed” and “to be given a handjob” have completely different meanings. Let the wise beware.

It – Verb: To impart kinetic energy on to a “Fing”, “Meat” or any other creature by the application at high speed of an “ittin stick” in order to inflict physical damage.

Ittin stick – Noun: Any melee weapon but usually cleavers, clubs, axes or maces.

Ladz – Noun, plural: Used to refer to the Evil Sunz by the Sunz themselves, more accurately used to describe the Sunz from the species known as “Orcs”

Lob – Verb: To impart kinetic energy on to a “Fing”, “Meat” or any other creature by the throwing of any object at all in order to inflict physical damage

Meat – Noun: Any creature which is not a “Fing” but still unknown and therefore probably hostile but certainly still food. Usually used to refer to creatures which whilst still hostile, are very far from dangerous.

Mate – Noun: Any female creature from the sentient races, with the exception of elves and trolls. More loosely, any creature which can be “spaffed” on.

Munk – Adverb; e.g. to get munked; the act of becoming intoxicated beyond the ability to remain conscious or often, alive. Being munked is often a permanent state of being for some of the Sunz themselves. Any “Meat” which ends up becoming “munked” in the presence of a “munked” Sun, may find themselves becoming a “Mate”.

Nobz - Noun, (singular, Nob); any Leader figure within the Evil Sun, more correctly any creature know to posses a noble rank.

Plank - Adjective; Verb, Noun (derogatory in all cases); to completely fail at a task, to be useless or perfectly unfit for the purpose for which it was designed. A most annoying object or creature. Also used specifically to describe any creature that has been totured to death by the Drow.

Rotten Salads - Noun; A term used to describe any member of the Drow species, although it must be said that this is rarely done in their presence. (Note the leanr'd author in no manner condones the use of this term in normal parlance and is merely itterating it within this lexicon so that those who interact with the Evil Sunz may attempt to do so with more familliarirty. The most noble and esteemed members of His Majesty's subjects which belong to the Drow race are regarded by the learn'd author to be the most valued citizens in the Kingdom of Teutonia.)

Salads - Noun; A term used to describe any member of the Elven race. These creatures being the natural enemies of the Goblinoidd species that make up the Sunz, it is assumed that this term is derogatory.

Scrag - Verb, Informal; One of the few terms that the Sunz use which can actually be described as a curse. It is unclear as to what this term actually means and despite repeated attempts to decypher the meaning of this statement, your learn'd servant is at a loss to provide your majesty with an accurate description. Examples of its use are listed below:

"He was scragged"

"Scragg that!"

"that scragger wont last"

"The scraggin scragger" and so on.

Skirty Boyz - Noun; A term used to describe any resident from the group of isles which make up the nations of the Fir Cruthen

Slam - Verb; To impart kinetic energy on to a “Fing”, “Meat” or any other creature by the application at high speed of any object not defined as an "ittinstick". Often this is used as part of being "Spaffed".

Spaff – Verb, Noun; to be involved in any act of sexual intercourse. Also sometimes used as a nown to describe the result.

Spatz – Verb: to die in battle extremely quickly.

Stick – Verb: To impart kinetic energy on to a “Fing”, “Meat” or any other creature by the shooting of a “stickinstick” in order to inflict physical damage

Stickinstick – Noun; An arrow or crossbow bolt.

Tankreding - Verb, also Noun; The act of excreting bodilly waste. Also used as a noun to describe the waste itself.

Tinned Meat - Noun; A term used to describe any person hailing from the Nation of Albion.